wearemage:

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

Me, planning my tattoo.

elodieunderglass:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

everynight-cainite:

flutejesus:

brunhiddensmusings:

the-cones-of-dunshire:

leaper182:

clockwork-mockingbird:

Push play and just trust me

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard

ok this shit FUCKS

@broadwaytheanimatedseries @dia-mond-universe

Damn this fucking slaps

Vitamin String Quartet do covers of pop songs with classical string arrangements. Some of them are really close to the original, like:

But others are just far enough away that they sound like classical music for a minute:

fivetrillionelves:

Zagreus: Father, I am curious. In all of my expeditions into the underworld I have never once encountered the legendary hero Bophades. Would you happen to know where he is?


Hades:  Foolish boy, do not trifle me with such matters. I have never heard of such a man and I am personally responsible for every shade that enters this accursed place. Who, or what, pray tell, is Bophades.


Zagreus:

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schifty-al:

kiwi:

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

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